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~*About You*~

Name: I'm Jo but you can call me SHAMBLES LOL
Birth date: December 5th, presents, subs pleaaaasssee k thanks
Age: Looksee
Country of origin: ING-ER-LUND
Town Born in: Looksee
Race/ancestry: Malawi. England. Ireland. Love it.
Religion: Lacking
Height: 6'
Eye colour: Dark
Hair colour and style: Brown, plaits
Skin Tone: PERMATAN LAWL
Tattoos: No.
Eye-sight: Sunglasses
Names/screen-names you go by: sonicbutterfly, Shambles, Littleshambles, Le Shambles, Le Shams, Shams, et cetera. Jo(hanna) on msn.
Explain your username: NOTHING TO DO WITH SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG
Explain your icon: I might change it actually.
How would you describe your personality?: I wouldn't
How would other people describe you XD?: Fuck knows
Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?: Spiders, moths, daddy long legs, dogs on occasion, dancing
What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?: I don't have one
What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?: THAT'S NOT A NICE QUESTION
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?: Going deaf on account of 12-hour music sessions.
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?: I'm a genius
Do you have any allergies?: Pollen
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?: Middle. Elder sister. Younger brother.
How many cousins do you have? Big family?: I have three cousins.
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?: Perhaps. One small one, as an accessory.
What was your dream job when you were a kid?: Vet, Lawyer, Novelist, Singer, Vet, Theoretical Physicist.
What is your dream job now?: Dosser
What are your current responsibilities?: NOT FAILING


~*food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?: Sweeties
What is your favourite flavour ever?: CHOCOLATE
Do you like Meat?: HIMMEL JA
What do you usually eat for Breakfast?: Nowt, or red bull
What is your favourite dinner meal?: spag bol, steak and chips, fish and chips, pie and chips, roast
What cuisines do you like best?: Ummmmmmmmmm Italian?
What foods do you HATE?: Can't remember really, salami?
What food can you not resist?: Really really nice ice cream
What would be your last meal?: Dunno lol
Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?: Not really.


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style?: Don't have one
What item of clothing do you wear the most?: SKINNY DRAINPIPES
Pants or shorts?: depends on the weather
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?: Hide as MUCH AS POSSIBLE
What items of jewelery do you wear most?: A silver bangle
What item can you NOT leave your house without?: I know of no such item, not even one of my many hats
Hair up or Hair down?: Hair UP, DAMN YOU WIND!


~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?: 6.30
What time do you usually go to sleep?: 11pm
How often do you bathe/shower?: every day
Do you exercise regularly?: NO WAI
How often do you go out drinking?: Nevarrrr I am not 18
What do you do most in your spare time?: not a great deal
Name your hobbies: daydreaming, msns, sometimes reading
How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock): 3. and they're not mine they're my spinster mother's.
How many houses have you lived in in your life?: 2 LE2 FTW
What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?: I have a bicycle but I don't use it
What’s your current job?: NOTHING


~*Your Favorite-?*~

Colour(s): purple, blueeee
Animal: hate the fuckers
Season: Summer
Scenery: blossoms
Plant/flower: cherry blossom
Sweet/treat: ALL OF THEM
Game: what kind of game
Sport: FUTBOL, NETBOL, then some
Shop: H&M
Brand: Fuck brands except OMG CONVERSE ALL STARS!
Cultures: D'uhh, French? Russian? English? YEAH I STICK WITH THOSE.
Town/City: London St Petersburg , Leicester OBVS, OMG DURHAM, Paris Skegness LAWL LOVES YOU CRAPPY MIDLANDS SEASIDE TOWN
Style of music: TRANCE FTW
Favourite Songs: Fucking loads!
Favourite Movies: The Pianist, Withnail & I, This Is England
Favourite TV shows: Meh
Favourite Animes: Fuck you, and I hope that's not the name of an Anime.
Favourite Books: Fucking LOADS!
Favourite Ships/Pairings: Verlaine/Rimbaud, Sartre/De Beauvoir, Shakespeare/Marlowe, Regina Spektor/Thom Yorke, OH IS THAT NOT WHAT YOU MEAN? DAMN YOU!
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: LIVERPOOL OMG
Favourite place to relax/feel free: Dunno


~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: David height
Weight: David weight
Body shape: Winger
Hair colour/style: Ask the RnB barber
Eye colour: Dark
Style: Ay?
Personality traits: LIKE DAVID

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
(YES the Same! But you can take it as ‘what you dream you could look like yourself’ same diff )

Height: slightly shorter than me
Weight: My weight obvs BECAUSE ANOREXIA IS GOOD
Body shape: My body shape LAWL.
Hair colour/style: sort of long and wavy and brownish and whatnot. Like the saxophonist from the Zutons.
Eye colour: Brown
Style: AWESOME
Personality traits: ENJOYS USING CAPS LOCK LOADS


~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed?: Loads? When I saw [link] which was just now again LOL
Cried?: couple of days ago
Screamed?: probably recently, I like screaming YOU DIRTY--
Shared?: What? Needles? Ice cream? WTFFFFFFFF
The last person you talked to?: My motherrr concerning the link above lawl
Person to call you: David
Person you yelled at: probs my mother or brother
Person you told them you loved: Uhhhhhhhhh....
Time you acted childish?: JUST NOW
Food you’ve eaten?: Vimto sugary lovely fizzy roll.
Book you’ve read?: Haha. the whole thing? John Ford, Tis Pity She's A Whore, for English
Shop you entered?: MATALAN FTW!
Thing you regret doing?: Not asking David to definitely come to Brum sooner
Thing you watched on TV?: Neighbours. Right now. Fuckin' Aussies
Comment you squee-d over?: What the fuck is squeeing?
Person you mentally hugged?: David
Thing you wrote?: A small poem
Thing you drew?: David's birthday card


~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand?: AYEEEE
Raise one eyebrow and not the other?:
Dance?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sing?: HIMMEL JA!
Whistle?: A bit lawl
Cook?: Yup
Speak a different language?: HIMMEL JA! Ik spreek slechte Nederlands. ja "Himmel ja" is niet Nederlands, het is Duits. Ik weet die.
Do any magic Tricks?: Nope.
Put together DIY boxed furniture?: FO SHO.
Use Power tools?: Lolno
Write a Resume?: NO, EMPLOYERS HATE ME
Rollerblade?: Nah
Skateboard?: No
Surf?: Fuck that
Navigate?: ay?
Survive without your cell phone?: NO
Survive without your internet?: FUCK NO!!! DON'T TAKE MY INTERNETS

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?: SKINNY DRAINPIPES , fluorescent yellow vest.
How do you feel right now?: Sort of nice
Did you brush your teeth today?: Lolyeah.
One RANDOM fact about you: I have never been to Weston-Super-Mare.

EDIT ADDENDUM:
THIS IS DAVID:


`conorschild IS NOT. SOWEEEEEEE

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